bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

lambishwolf:

zombiemiki:

I stopped by the Tokyo Pokemon Center yesterday and they had two new posters up for the Espurr Wanted!!! promo.

The poster on the left says: I got my pokepuff…

The poster on the right says: If I eat my pokepuff…they will get mad…

(I love how angry the two Meowstics look in the background xD)

What, this is so cute!

We go alone
knotlamp
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grovyle:

ayeetroyee:

troylers-bae:

egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

It’s an Idiom.

It’s a personification.

you should all be ashamed

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

did-you-kno:

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buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why